What's Out Here, Anyway?

By Františka Kladivo



I just had dinner with an old colleague. A correspondent with us, actually. Made her name ruining days for Imperial fleets1, but she mostly hauls now. The colonies are the place to be, so I'm told, now that Brewer Corp's behemoth factory-ships are painting their way out from the Bubble, tankers trailing behind like so many mosquitoes.

It was mostly just talk. Between half stories, though, and bites of the greasiest sandwich either of us have had in a while (Damien's, on Aleksandrov, 4th level. Pretty good if you like heavy food, just grab napkins.) she asked me "Well, hold on - after all the moving and shaking in and around the old Core, what's out here in Boonta these days anyway?"

Fair enough question. She's CIU by choice, not by station or system. There's a medal on her ratty flight jacket to prove it.2 I guess it's tough to really know a place when all you see is the hangar most days. I never really flew, just a few local runs in a Type-6 before the gene plague. Enough to miss it though - the feeling that you could pull up at any time, hop systems til you run out of fuel, drop into a no-name port, and feel like you're home. It's different to really have one, though. To fight for ideas-in-people, people-in-ideas, instead of the one or the other. Less romantic maybe, but closer to the chest.

If you've been here a while, you know what's out here, but sometimes I forget not everyone here is up to speed. We're nearly ten billion strong now, and the Coalition itself is in its toddler years, so most of us are just starting to break out of old habits.3 Others of you are scattered in isolated stations, scrapping with corpo raiders. Some of you aren't 'Boonta' at all yet - when I helped start this paper, most of our readership was cranks like myself, jailbreaking their terminals, feeding through sketchy proxies, looking for any sign we weren't alone. If that's you - you're still who we write for, most of all.4

So to get back to my friend's question - what's out here, exactly? In plain geographic-demographic terms, not much. A small collection of rocky planets, around a cluster of stars in the Scorpii Sector, near the galactic north of the bubble. A number of populated stations, packed to the brim, and a few tentative colonies breathing their first. But I think what she really wanted to know was "who," not "what."

So here's a list. I love lists.

That's the roundup, just about. You'll get your occasional trends besides, too - there was a 'Goid cult or two operating out of Bizet (HIP 81237, if you're not from there. Read the numbers and squint.), before the commissars caught wind. Freedom of thought's a guarantee, but not an absolute, and as above, we're not keen on being held subject to anyone anytime soon, least of all alien gods. I'm sure there's still a chapel allocated for the holdouts somewhere, but ENOSIS doesn't tend to put a high priority on subjectives like 'devotion' when handing out resources. Fine by me. I hear there's Catholics and so forth running around too, but I'm not one for roleplay11.

Why the write-up at all? Because, if you're out there, and you sound like you'd fit in somewhere in the above - we want you as a neighbor, and an ally. Times are changing fast, what with the wars in core CIU. I can't claim we're completely safe out here either - Beyond Infinity's been a thorn in our side since the old days, and while we're on good terms with Social Eleu, they also seem happy to scoop up our best and brightest with, I don't know, penthouses and so forth. But we're strong, and getting stronger all the time. We're making things I'd never even thought to dream of, out there in the stars. Come say hello. We're happy to have you.

As always, for Boonta and the Union,12

--K.


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  1. Discovery: Kiris, you mean? How is she?

    Františka Kladivo: Fine, from what I could tell. Coherent. Seems to be sleeping.

    D: Are you. Y'know, on again? Or off again.

    FK: I feel like that's not work-relevant.

    D: It is extremely work-relevant.

    FK: Off, if you must know. Not discussing this further in a public forum.

    D: Literally nobody has ever read these.

  2. D: A medal? First I've heard - who'd she [redacted]?

    FK: Nobody? Also, what? She's a war hero, idiot.

    D: Not literally, moron. Who did she destroy?

    FK: Oh. DA, I think. Not sure, probably not just them. Was out in old CIU core space, whole assortment of toads to pick on.

    D: You know, I never found out if it was true - the robot army? Autopilot warships and all?

    FK: Who knows. They probably all look the same blown up.

  3. D: Oh, like driving your coworkers up the wall to get out of doing your job right? Those old habits?

    FK: That's not a habit, it's a calling. Also, I always do my job exactly right, the first time. Allison would have airlocked me years ago otherwise.

    D: He doesn't have the guts. I think he wishes he'd court-martialed you though, back in the day.

    FK: You snooze, you lose!

  4. D: I think I'm actually going to throw up.

    FK: First of all: I'm the curmudgeon in this relationship. Second of all: a little sincerity will not kill you.

    D: I will look past your very broad use of 'relationship' to say that if you wrote that in all earnestness, that's so much worse. You understand that, right?

    FK: Where's your cameraderie? Do we need to have another team-building day with the acting commissar?

    D: Please don't, or I really will throw up. Also, I think she's scared of you.

    FK: She should be. I'm really good at the rope pull.

  5. D: Absolutely not. Nobody bets on pig races in real systems with people in them, you goddamn lunatic. Also, currency metaphor? Probably not putting a smile on Allison's face.

    FK: The only times I've ever seen Allison smile, he was about to chew someone out, so maybe it will! If it's really an issue, I'll take the revision, but I'm keeping it in strikethrough.

    D: By the power vested in me, I declare this turn of phrase "bad." It's your column, if you want it uglier, then go ahead.

  6. D: Clarity? Comfort is relative. The standards for accomodations in the Directive are a bit more concrete.

    FK: What's the point of specifics if they don't add up to a general? The Directive isn't holding forth on bunk quality standards for their own sake. The point is, yes relative, but comfort and safety. Anyway, the unconditionality's really what I want to get across here.

  7. D: Isn't that guy a 'Goid cultist now? Mutual-defense channels on Vesalius seem to think so.

    FK: Come on now. You know damn well how Vesalius can get about migrants, I'm not counting it til it pings in his public profile. Besides, he's been through a lot. I think he's earned the right to kiss an alien or three.

    D: I am begging you to please avoid saying that in front of the AXI liason.

  8. D: Impressive, even for you. You've created a ready-made intergov incident, all by yourself. And then you sent it to me for approval!

    FK: Am I wrong?

    D: That is so far from the point.

    FK: It's not, though. The Beckman Hub [redacted] demolition was the single proudest moment of my life. Fuck, assuming we win, historians for the next thousand years are going to point to this - not ENOSIS or the vouchers or any of that policy wonk nerd shit - as the point where Boonta moves past administrative socialism and articulates a communist demand. I will be damned if I downplay that for the sake of some sniveling morons who thinks they're above living with [redacted].

    D: At absolute minimum, you have to use a different word. Using an override. "Renegades" will more than get the point across.

    FK: Fuck that. This flies in the face of 3A(2) and you know it. If I meant "renegades," I would have said "renegades." I meant [redacted].

    D: Fight it all the way up to CC if you want. This is the kind of careless posturing that ruins alliances and throws away lives. It's not fucking worth it.

    FK: Social fascist.

    D: If you say that to me again, even as a joke, I will slap you clear to Colonia. I am saving your ass here, among others.

    FK: Always for our own good, right?

    D: You know, sometimes I really respect your whole bulldog schtick. Other times I think you have your head so far up your ass, I'm surprised you don't choke to death on your own shit. And yes, I'm leaving that on the record. Allison, if you're reading this, please fire me.

  9. D: Should we be advertising the whole panopticon thing? Also, does anyone still call it 'the code'?

    FK: I do, out of habit if nothing else. And, well - I think the better question here is 'should we have the whole panopticon thing'. I'm still not sold on exile-in-all-but-name, but frankly, I haven't thought of anything better.

    D: Sounds a lot like what people used to say about prison.

    FK: Yeah, that's what eats at me. Best I can hope is that someone someday'll be smarter than us.

    D: Shouldn't be too difficult.

  10. D: What in all fuck is "za"?

    FK: Old slang for onionhead and similar. Don't worry about it.

  11. D: Obnoxious. Scrapped.

    FK: I might be getting cranky. You up for lunch?

    D: Technically, you're not even supposed to know who I am.

    FK: And yet, my ancient Catholic prognostications reveal to me your taste for chicken korma.

    D: That's not even vaguely the correct family of religions. Also, I'm in more of a jalfrezi mood, but sure. See you at 2.

  12. D: Last thing - you know you don't have to sign off like this, right?

    FK: I know.